The Night Before Christmas

Favourite stage direction: “He puts the stylus on the record: ‘Starman’ by David Bowie.”

Text of the day: “Enjoyed the sound of his vice, you might say.”

Favourite stage direction: “Beatie jumping on a chair thrusting her fist into the air like Ronnie, and glorying in what is the beginning of a hysteric outburst of his quotes.”

Favourite stage direction: “Both appear more interested in the porn than in each other.”