An Adventure
Friday 28th September 2018
Text of the day: “OK, listen, dickhead, let’s be super clear about this. I don’t want one husband, so bolting on how-many-the-fuck-of-you there are won’t suddenly made it a good idea, especially since — frankly — none of you have been particularly inspiring, no stories to light up a marquee, so if you’ve got anything magical to pull out the bag now would be the time.” (Jyoti in Vinay Patel’s An Adventure)