The Ritual Slaughter of Gorge Mastromas

Text of the day: “I mean what is happy, what’s happy all about, who says you’re supposed to be happy, like we’re all supposed to be happy, happy is our natural, and any deviation f…

Text of the day: “Have you ever wondered, well I have, about how when I say, say ‘red’, for example, there’s no way of knowing if ‘red’ means the same thing in your head as ‘red’ m…

Stat of the day: 400,000 school kids study Dennis Kelly’s play DNA for GCSE at school every year.

Favourite stage direction: “Michael is strangling Michelle, who is kneeling on the floor, her face turning red, then purple, then blue.”

Text of the day: “I mean what is happy, what’s happy all about, who says you’re supposed to be happy, like we’re all supposed to be happy, happy is our natural, and any deviation f…