Disco Pigs, Young Vic

Favourite stage direction: “Mrs Twit meanwhile is upright.”

Coronavirus disruption: I was booked in to see Stef Smith’s Nora: A Doll’s House, a deconstruction of Henrik Ibsen’s original play, at the Young Vic tonight.

Text of the day: “This villain may be highly dangerous, so if you see him, approach him, knock his lights out, then come and get one of us.”

Text of the day: “I tried to change the world, I failed, but I will transform Paddington station.”