Instructions for Correct Assembly

Favourite stage direction: “Heather is a play written for two actors, A and B.”

Even Pirate Dog, who is lovely but not the cleverest of creatures, has noticed that Frantic Assembly is one of the brightest and best of Britain’s wide spread of theatre companies.

Favourite stage direction: “Director’s Note: If we can see the ghost in the first scene, you can do this play.”

Favourite stage direction: “Two.”